Video games are fun, right? That’s why we play them, and that’s why some of us write about them. There are some titles out there that can made even more fun by using certain “herbal supplments.”
Here to break down the list of these titles is my good friend Steven.
Steven: “Holy sh*t man, this is some good music. Wait… DUDE, WHY ARE ALL THESE SQUARES FLYING AT ME!?!? AAUUGGHH!”
9. Spore Creature Creator
Steven: “Dude, you know what would be funny? A monkey with TWO BUTTS! Wait, someone already did that? F*cking evolution, man…”
Steven: “Those are some freaky natives, man. They’re like…giant eyes with spears… Hey, do you wanna – HOLY SH*T WHAT IS THAT GIANT WORM THING!?!? RUN, GIANT EYEBALLS, RUN!”
7. Pac-Man Championship Edition
Steven: “Hey, I know that guy! It’s Pac-Man! Go Pac-Man, go Pac-Man, it’s your birthday…”
6. Katamari Damacy
Steven: “What’s with the goatee guy? Whatever…wait, why am I rolling around a giant hacky-sack? Was that an elephant…?”
5. Child of Eden
Steven: “So I was at PAX, right? And this guy was like, ‘Dude, come play this game.’ So I was like, ‘OK.’ And then I moved my hands and shot some stuff, and then I flew through some tunnels. It was f*cking crazy, man…”
Steven: “I like this tune… Wait, what’s that thing? Why is it flying at me? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE!?!? Oh, right…it’s Rez. This game sucks, bro.”
3. Space Giraffe
Steven: “So…I’m a giraffe in space? I don’t get it… Wait, where is my character? Is this a note chart? This game is weird, dude…”
2. Noby Noby Boy
1. Bangai-O HD Missile Fury
Steven: “MY EYES!!!” *passes out*
Credit to Gamespot, Gamehelper, eyyojung, bluedisk, ROBmayth, shinshaobaka, joshyleearm, SchruteFarms69, silsil3, and Scinod for the videos.
*He is also not real.